Monday, August 07, 2006

a bird's eye view



It's a massacre out there. The crows are annhilating the pigeons. A whole army of them have moved in to the rooftop across the road. I watched them swoop in before and launch their attack on the pigeon haven. Now, a pigeon carcass is being devoured by these butchers.... the neighbourhood is going down hill.

Alas, no more coo cooing, just caw cawing.....

Honour amongst thieves? I think not, the crow army is fighting amongst itself over the remains of the carcass. It's clearly an illegal invasion... mind you, Blair will probably assist the passage of the crows into occupying the territories of the pigeons.

And forget the Americans supporting the pigeons..... they don't want none of those homo supporting feathery types. But it might incur the wrath of Burt. That's when you'll see a mad pigeon dance when the muppets get wind of this.

Mind you, the pigeons are not terribly bright. They are still waddling about wondering what to do now. Maybe they'll get some kind of revolt happening.... That's when we'll really see the feathers fly...

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